When you're making love with your partner, it's not enough when you just
do penetration. Men are the only ones who benefit from something like
that and frankly, it takes more than that to make a woman finish and be
thankful. However, some men don't really like the idea of doing foreplay
with their ladies. They think it's enough that they touch her.
Honestly, though, there are some pretty nasty things that happen inside a
woman's private area that can put a man off. If you're a lady who wants
to be aware of what happens, read on to find out about the 13
disgusting things that happen when he goes down on you.
Dead fish tongue
The dead fish tongue is when your boyfriend decides to just stiffen
their tongue and move their head up and down and call it "oral" sex.
These men don't know what they're doing.
Accidental farting
Yes,
ladies do fart. Sometimes, you just get carried away that you don't
realize that you're starting to release some extra gas through your anus
and well, here's to hoping it doesn't stink.
Queefing
Farting
is already embarrassing enough, but vaginal flatulence? Mortifying!
It's embarrassing if you end up queefing while his mouth is doing its
thing down there. The only thing you can do is laugh it off.
That time of the month
Not
all girls are aware of when their period will arrive. If they're
unlucky, it happens during oral sex. And yes, it's possible for a man to
end up getting a blood clot in his mouth.
The wrong hole!
There
are some couple who are into this, but let's all admit that it's still
nasty as hell. That's the hole where your poop comes out. It's not
something that a tongue should be touching.
You accidentally pee
Other
girls get carried away by the sensation and they don't know the
difference between an orgasm and peeing. They end up doing the latter
and soaking their partner's face in the process.
Hair gets stuck in his teeth
You
will understand the importance of trimming and shaving when your man
emerges and you see some stray hairs stuck in between his teeth. That's
horrifying and gross at the same time!
You squirt
Some
girls know how to control when they squirt, but others don't recognize
the sensation. It can be unpleasant because some men say they feel like
they're getting waterboarded.
You end up clamping his head hard with you legs
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He
has his face in between your legs. There are chicks who orgasm and end
up losing control of their limbs. Their legs lock around a man's head
and it turns into a wrestling match.
You get too carried away that he suffocates
It's
either you lock his head down with your legs or your hands. You have no
idea how strong girls are when they orgasm. You wouldn't want a dead
body in your bed, no?
You have to fake an orgasm
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It's
disgusting in a way because you had someone's saliva and mouth on your
privates for an extended amount of time that you have to fake it because
it's starting to get slobbery.
He uses his fingers and fails
This
is terrifying because some men use their fingers without washing their
hands first. This is one of the ways herpes and genital warts get
transmitted, so, double check his hands first!
He gets lockjaw
You laugh now but when a dude gets lockjaw there's a possibility that he
can bite down on your vagina. There's going to be blood and a possible
trip to the emergency room.
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